Julius Caesar Weather Report.

(Opening Intro) "Hello! This is Servius Storms reporting live from Caesar Studios in Rome. As you may have have noticed Rome has been experiencing some storms. Lightning! Thunder! and storm clouds the size of Cassius ego. But why? you may ask. Well the researchers down at Caesar Studios say they have definitive proof that it's because the gods frustrated with Caesar claiming himself to be a god. You see 4 out of 5 gods don't like that sort of thing so they set people on fire and send birds of the night outside during the day. But now taking a look at the storm itself we have seen hailstones the size of a fist in the west side of Rome and high winds, rain and lightning have been reported all over the place, But a few miles out from Rome theres clear and sunny skies so if your going to go see burning man pack your sunscreen. But we've been advised to tell you to carry protection wherever you go, a sword, a dagger a rubber chicken whatever keeps you safe because you can never know whats going to hit to you (throws a paper ball at the screen) . Now the Caesar seven day forecast. Well it looks like 98% chance of thunder across the board. Now over to Appius with sports." ( He flashes a stunning smile and the screen turns to Appius)