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I Dream of Caesar

Calpurnia's eyes close and she drifts slowly to sleep... Her eyes open she's flying through the filament at a thousand kilometers an hour. She's having a blast but everywhere she sees Caesars ,in the stars on the moon,everywhere.So she decides to go see him back in Rome and plumets to the Earth. When she looks down the ocean turns to blooda. When she hits the water she looks over at a deformed mountain with a carved quality to it . She begins to climb towards the top but before she arrives the mountain comes to life and breaks up into hundreds of grotuesque bodies start carrying her towards Rome and they`re all talking about killing Caesar. They go throughout Rome setting it on fire and killing everyone in their path. When they reach Caesars house she breaks free and tries to block the door but they push her aside and she hears the screams of Caesar from afar. Then the corpses started holdind his body up like a marrionette. They go back to the original place where the mountain was and Caesar is sucked into it.

Julius Caesar Weather Report.

(Opening Intro) "Hello! This is Servius Storms reporting live from Caesar Studios in Rome. As you may have have noticed Rome has been experiencing some storms. Lightning! Thunder! and storm clouds the size of Cassius ego. But why? you may ask. Well the researchers down at Caesar Studios say they have definitive proof that it's because the gods frustrated with Caesar claiming himself to be a god. You see 4 out of 5 gods don't like that sort of thing so they set people on fire and send birds of the night outside during the day. But now taking a look at the storm itself we have seen hailstones the size of a fist in the west side of Rome and high winds, rain and lightning have been reported all over the place, But a few miles out from Rome theres clear and sunny skies so if your going to go see burning man pack your sunscreen. But we've been advised to tell you to carry protection wherever you go, a sword, a dagger a rubber chicken whatever keeps you safe because you can never know whats going to hit to you (throws a paper ball at the screen) . Now the Caesar seven day forecast. Well it looks like 98% chance of thunder across the board. Now over to Appius with sports." ( He flashes a stunning smile and the screen turns to Appius)

Say What?!

Reading How to be a hero on Earth5, I know long title. So far a 16 year old kid named John Fitzgerald who lives in Canada is being sent to England by his eccentric parents. While on the plane he is taken through a demensional poratl or something and now he is on an almost exact copy of Earth called Earth 5.



He gets into all sorts of shenanigans and then meets up with a girl named delores and a guy named gus also from our planet. They need to save our earth from being destroyed by Earth 5 because Earth 5 found a solution to global warming by taking our ozone and glaciers.



The waves from Earth 5 sun make them think things that arnt actually happening are happening. Like they were being attacked by a crazy nun and being fed cat by waiter kangaroo's.

Then they find a different version of Johns dad but he still lives in England and he's completly differnet and he's not married to Johns mom. They bring him along and then he gets captured by a team of people searching for people from our Earth.

That is all i've read so far.